65 Cheeky Coffee Quotes for the True Coffee Lover (VIDEO!)

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Ahh, the love of coffee – it’s a real thing, isn’t it? If you know you know, am I right? That first cup of coffee is truly like liquid sunshine, with the power to turn everything right side up.

Whether you like it hot, cold, sweet or straight up, we bet you’ll like these coffee quotes for the true coffee lover. Because whether you bow down to the green straw (Starbucks), drive through your local Dutch Bros, hit up an independent shop, or prefer to brew your own, we believe at What The Froth that the most important thing is now how or where – but only when. Sip the sweet stuff, friends, and life gets a little better.

So, grab your favorite cup of Joe, perhaps sweeten it with our homemade vanilla syrup recipe (it’s sooo good), and get ready to smile at these quotes written by people just as coffee obsessed as you are.

The Best Coffee Quotes for Coffee Lovers (VIDEO):

For you video lovers, I made this video version of the quotes below. I could only fit 55 of them though, before the video was too long, so enjoy this video version and scroll down for all 65 quotes!

65 Funny Coffee Quotes :

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  1. Coffee is my spirit animal.
  2. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors
  3. Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. – J.S. Bach
  4. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais
  5. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.
  6. Want to hear a joke? Decaf.
  7. I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan
  8. Coffee first. Schemes later. – Leanna Renee Heiber
  9. May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.
  10. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. – Clark Gable
  11. We all just want someone to look at us the way we look at coffee.
  12. As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? – Cassandra Clare
  13. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch
  14. Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan
  15. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.- Henry Rollins
  16. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
  17. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. – Laurell K. Hamilton
  18. The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. – Sir James MacKintosh
  19. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.
  20. Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman
  21. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. – Unknown
  22. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. – Flash Rosenberg
  23. We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. – Jerry Seinfeld
  24. Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.
  25. Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine. – Unknown
  26. I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. – Louisa May Alcott
  27. Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro
  28. I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. – Jac Vanek
  29. I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. – Napoleon Bonaparte
  30. If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.
  31. Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson
  32. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. – Fran Drescher

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  1. Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. – Nanea Hoffman
  2. I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz
  3. Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King
  4. I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee. – Burt Lancaster
  5. Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. – Rohan Marley
  6. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman
  7. It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry
  8. I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t. – Martha Quinn
  9. Coffee – it’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions! – Mike Ditka
  10. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot
  11. I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. – Megan Mullally
  12. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. -Earl Wilson
  13. I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’ – Jim Carrey
  14. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. – Terri Guillemets
  15. The world without coffee is like the Brits without tea. – Jeremiah Say
  16. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black
  17. What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee? – Anthony Trollope
  18. Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard. – Anne Spencer
  19. Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jesse Lane Adams
  20. No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
  21. Coffee and love are best when they are hot. – German Proverb
  22. Good ideas start with great coffee.
  23. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
  24. Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.
  25. Forget love, fall in coffee.
  26. I could give up coffee, but I’m not a quitter.
  27. I have a strong theory that you can tell a lot about someone by their coffee order.
    — Emmie Lee Dean
  28. “Iced coffee might be cold, but it was made in heaven.” — Anthony T. Hincks
  29. I prefer it black, just like my soul.
  30. A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.
  31. Coffee is a hug in a mug.
  32. Come here, you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much I’m going to get done today.
  33. Coffee is cheaper than therapy.

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Which one is your favorite? Do you love coffee quotes as much as we do?

Curious to learn more about our favorite drink? You might love our post with 21 crazy coffee facts – including cat poop coffee!

If you’re looking for some fun coffee art – we found these free coffee printables that would be perfect for a coffee bar in your house. Check them out here.

We’ll be back with more great coffee content soon.

Until then, you know what to do….

Get roasted,

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